I'm obsessed with soap and can't control myself?

You see, I have this strange obsession with soap bars. Every night, I tuck my sweet little bars of soap in bed and get snuggly and comfy with the 10 bars of soap. Every morning when I wake up, I dip two bars of soap into my Frosted Flakes. I even take baths and showers with the bars of soap, if you can imagine. I carry a basket full of bars of soap and show my soap collection to my homie-Gs. Is this some kind of crazy obsession? Am I normal? Do I have some sort of mental disorder? Will Charlie Sheen ever return to Two and a Half Men?